"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
― Dennis Miller
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― Dennis Miller
More From Dennis Miller
- "Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
- "I didn’t know my Dad – he moved out early. And my mom’s politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn’t think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I’ve been both in my life."
- "Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things I’m liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I’m kind of conservative on."
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- "Back in the ’70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was ‘The Bad News Bears’, and that was a kids’ movie, but I don’t think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids."― Jack Black
- "Kyle Baker’s work is really funny, but it’s also got a very clear vision."― Bill Sienkiewicz
- "It’s funny how most activists are pacifists."― Craig Bruce