"You can’t teach somebody how to be funny. You’re either funny, or you ain’t." ― Denis Leary Topic(s): Funny More From Denis Leary "Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish." "I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how’s that for prejudice on the Democratic side?" "Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct." More In Funny "The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."― Gilbert Gottfried "When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked."― Whoopi Goldberg "We’re all dealt with the same hand here, so to speak. I feel like I’ve had it a lot better than most people. I’ve had the opportunity to travel and play music all my life."― Levon Helm