"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly." ― Demetri Martin Topic(s): Funny More From Demetri Martin "I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’" "The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who’s really funny for a cartoonist, obviously." "And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I’m looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I’m on the right track." More In Funny "I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things – in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished."― Jean Dujardin "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."― Fred Allen "It’s funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film."― Anthony Michael Hall