"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I’m not a smoker, I just really like certain songs." ― Demetri Martin Topic(s): Time More From Demetri Martin "I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes." "I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything." "And of course I didn’t make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money." More In Time "I’m taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It’s very collaborative, arty, fun and cool."― Margaret Cho "Little minds have little worries, big minds have no time for worries."― Ralph Waldo Emerson "To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune."― Charlie Chaplin