More From Demetri Martin
- "If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!"
- "I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’"
- "I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’"
More In Freedom
- "Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way."― Marcel Proust
- "Freedom is absolutely necessary for the progress in science and the liberal arts."― Baruch Spinoza
- "Israel was born under the British mandate. We learned from the British what democracy means, and how it behaves in a time of danger, war and terror. We thank Britain for introducing freedom and respect of human rights both in normal and demanding circumstances."― Shimon Peres