"I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won’t be offended." ― David Sedaris Topic(s): Family More From David Sedaris "It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’" "I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me." "I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out." More In Family "No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life."― Bill Murray "I’ve seen the greatest actors in the world, transcendent talents, who can’t find a home."― Laura Linney "Our family life was certainly not intellectual."― Douglass North