More From David Sedaris
- "I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won’t be offended."
- "I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer."
- "It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’"
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- "Later on they send me to Hollywood. To make movies. It was all new to me. I was only 21 years old."― Elvis Presley
- "I love movies, and if the right thing comes along I’m so interested."― Rachel Stevens
- "There’s this index that tallies up how much your movies have made, and if they haven’t grossed a certain amount, then you’re not bankable. I know I’m not Will Smith but, you know, my ranking’s pretty low. The only studio picture I’ve done is ‘Zodiac,’ and that didn’t perform that well."― Chloe Sevigny