"There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." ― David Letterman Topic(s): Business Tags: business, there More From David Letterman "For the love of God, folks, don’t try this at home." "The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves." "There’s only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe – because I’ve done a little of this myself – pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing." More In Business "If I love you, what business is it of yours?"― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "There has to be a measure of faith. That’s what this business is all about: trusting in something that may never show up, that you have no concrete proof of."― Wentworth Miller "The Democratic Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of voters."― Tom Tancredo