"Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro."
― Dave Barry
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― Dave Barry
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- "I wanted to be with the kind of people I’d grown up with, but you can’t go back to them and be one of them again, no matter how hard you try."― Ethel Waters