More From Dave Barry
- "We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."
- "To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent."
- "It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
More In Death
- "As long as you don’t make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that’s condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead."― Jeanne Moreau
- "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish it’s source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."― Anais Nin
- "Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order."― David Gerrold