"The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Sports Tags: problem, sports, winter More From Dave Barry "We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail." "I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems." "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." More In Sports "Somewhere near you, somebody right now is trying to help the indigent and poor – providing food, shelter, clothing or simple kindness."― Tony Snow "I have just come from a couple of raids, where we had a very lively time, and some of them had to pull their guns. I found it necessary to punch a few sports myself."― Richard H. Davis "I used to sports gamble a lot and I was getting killed on that but then I found poker and really enjoyed it. But it was a hobby more than anything else. I played it every day but only on pretty small stakes."― Chris Moneymaker