"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Funny Tags: blocks, building More From Dave Barry "The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat." "Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically." "Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship." More In Funny "Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what’s serious. I think that’s true. Sometimes things are really funny if you’re absolutely earnest. If you’re really serious, it’s hilarious."― Christopher Walken "It’s funny because it’s funny."― David Spade "I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you."― Robin Williams