"Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship."
― Dave Barry
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Relationship
― Dave Barry
More From Dave Barry
- "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate."
- "Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
- "It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
More In Relationship
- "I don’t remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really conscious, Tom was going away to college. My relationship with him, which is a very close one, really developed in more recent years."― David Hyde Pierce
- "A lot has been written about Tony Perkins and myself and I figured, Let’s get it straight. I had a relationship with Tony for two to three years, but those are only threads in the tapestry of my whole life."― Tab Hunter
- "It’s a luxury to be able to tell a long form story. I love novels, and I love to have a long relationship with characters."― Jane Campion