"I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Car More From Dave Barry "Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business." "Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." "The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting." More In Car "The only thing I do on a computer is play Texas Hold ‘Em, really. Obviously my cell phone is a computer. My car is a computer. I’m on computers every day without actively seeking them out."― John Hawkes "You desire that which exceeds my humble powers, but I trust in the compassion and mercy of the All-powerful God."― Saint Stephen "If your album sells, that’s cool, more people find out about you, more people get turned on to what we’re really about-which is a live rock and roll band."― Nikki Sixx