"Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Technology Tags: gates More From Dave Barry "To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent." "Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship." "The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes." More In Technology "I think that technology has both introduced new sounds but also allowed an increasingly painterly approach to recording music as you can now paint over what you’ve done and more and more refine an existing performance."― Jerry Harrison "Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds."― John Perry Barlow "In some cases, inventions prohibit innovation because we’re so caught up in playing with the technology, we forget about the fact that it was supposed to be important."― Dean Kamen