"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Car Tags: boring, except, racing More From Dave Barry "Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face." "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers." "I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems." More In Car "It doesn’t matter that the way of life shown by Hollywood was phony. It helped you hope."― Manuel Puig "When I was living on the street I would be standing out in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater, leaning against my car and signing autographs and nobody had any idea that I was living in it."― Danny Bonaduce "In the back of your mind, when you say you want to write music for the movies, you’re saying that you want a big house, a big car and a boat. If you just wanted to write music, you could live in Kansas and do it."― Bill Conti