More From Dane Cook
- "I’m glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere."
- "I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up."
- "Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He’ll come to a lot of my shows. It’s not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince."
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- "It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat."― Arnold Schwarzenegger
- "For movies to get greenlit solely based on the success of other movies that have a lot of women in them? It’s so ridiculous to me."― Kristen Wiig