"I don’t know now if I’m funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that’s funny."
― Craig Ferguson
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Funny
― Craig Ferguson
More From Craig Ferguson
- "I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained."
- "It’s the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you’ve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy."
- "I’m careful with money."
More In Funny
- "It’s funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that’s causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it’s in the Bush Administration."― Roger Ebert
- "It’s funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn’t have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry."― Emily Procter
- "There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them."― Larry Hagman