More From Chevy Chase
- "All my children inherited perfect pitch."
- "I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
- "Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."
More In Funny
- "Life’s pretty funny when you’re objectively on the outside looking at it."― Philip Seymour Hoffman
- "I don’t hate humanity and I’m not interested in people who do. Although, it’s funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. ‘London Fields’ is one of my favorite books ever. And it’s indefensible! But he’s so funny… I forgive him everything."― Elizabeth Gilbert
- "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done."― Steven Wright