"I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age." ― Charlie Sheen Topic(s): Age More From Charlie Sheen "I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero." "Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane." "The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent." More In Age "I’m extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end."― Margaret Thatcher "Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man."― Felix Frankfurter "No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office."― Rutherford B. Hayes