"Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever." ― Charlie Sheen Topic(s): Dad More From Charlie Sheen "Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane." "When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars." "But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know." More In Dad "It’s not like he called me up and asked me. They’ve never wanted to throw us into that world, and I think our decision probably shocked them. But I love my dad, and I think I’d regret it if I didn’t do this."― Jenna Bush "My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents’ house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I’m on ‘Downton Abbey.’"― Allison Williams "If there’s no inner peace, people can’t give it to you. The husband can’t give it to you. Your children can’t give it to you. You have to give it to you."― Linda Evans