"I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time." ― Charles M. Schulz Topic(s): Funny More From Charles M. Schulz "Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is." "A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope." "I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it." More In Funny "The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he’s still as funny as he’s ever been, and he’s still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I’ll still be able to work."― Denis Leary "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is."― Ellen DeGeneres "Even in decline, a virtuous man increases the beauty of his behavior. A burning stick, though turned to the ground, has its flame drawn upwards."― Saskya Pandita