"If it’s inappropriate to write about, if there’s nothing funny about it, then it’s not funny." ― Calvin Trillin Topic(s): Funny More From Calvin Trillin "Canadians are very well behaved, they don’t throw their food." "The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they’re trying to keep out." "People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn’t be something that interested them." More In Funny "I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?"― Andy Warhol "It’s funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown."― Reba McEntire "I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name."― Paula Poundstone