"I never eat in a restaurant that’s over a hundred feet off the ground and won’t stand still." ― Calvin Trillin Topic(s): Food More From Calvin Trillin "I don’t cook. I don’t know anything about food. I’ve never reviewed a restaurant." "People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn’t be something that interested them." "We all know funny people who can’t get it down on the page – even funny writers who can’t get it down on the page." More In Food "I love to go shopping at Target. They have so much stuff there, you can buy almost anything, it’s really amazing."― Liv Tyler "Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul."― Dorothy Day "Because of technological limits, there is a certain amount of food that we can produce per acre. If we were to have intensive greenhouse agriculture, we could have much higher production."― Ralph Merkle