"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off." ― Bruce Willis Topic(s): Morning More From Bruce Willis "On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." "I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person." "I’ve always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble." More In Morning "Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?"― Robert A. Cook "Freedom is secured every day by our men and women in uniform. We must build a future worthy of their sacrifice."― Nancy Pelosi "I work out twice a day, once in the morning and once before bed. I’ll start with half an hour of running and then some yoga to stretch everything out so everything is warm."― Erin Heatherton