"I believe it’s a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is." ― Brad Garrett Topic(s): Marriage More From Brad Garrett "Humor is healing." "I would probably be a teacher if I weren’t a comedian." "You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness." More In Marriage "The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That’s why we didn’t sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions."― Katy Perry "Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success."― Samuel Goldwyn "It’s so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work."― Courteney Cox