"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." ― Billy Connolly Topic(s): Marriage More From Billy Connolly "My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." "Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on." "I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives." More In Marriage "Well I think in a marriage you have to be honest and ask yourself, you know, what is my role? What is my responsibility?"― Hillary Clinton "Pink Floyd is like a marriage that’s on a permanent trial separation."― Rick Wright "A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life."― Jim Samuels