"Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." ― Bill Vaughan Topic(s): Funny More From Bill Vaughan "Muscles come and go; flab lasts." "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." "Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college." More In Funny "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information."― Ted Allen "Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female."― Jo Brand "I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier."― Howard Nemerov