"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need." ― Bill Maher Topic(s): God More From Bill Maher "Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”" "I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder." "I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?" More In God "I do not want to foresee the future. I am concerned with taking care of the present. God has given me no control over the moment following."― Mahatma Gandhi "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."― Ronald Reagan "I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?"― Willie Nelson