"Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?" ― Bill Maher Topic(s): God More From Bill Maher "I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?" "I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again." "What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country." More In God "God gives talent. Work transforms talent into genius."― Anna Pavlova "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."― Woody Allen "Every year we celebrate the holy season of Advent, O God. Every year we pray those beautiful prayers of longing and waiting, and sing those lovely songs of hope and promise."― Karl Rahner