"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." ― Bill Cosby Topic(s): Funny Tags: always, child More From Bill Cosby "I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t." "Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit." "I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." More In Funny "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths."― Steven Wright "The real metric of success isn’t the size of your bank account. It’s the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference."― Naveen Jain "We still have a tradition certainly in English television; it’s faded a bit in the last five years, but we still have a tradition where the important thing is the quality and the challenging nature of the programming."― Rowan Atkinson