"A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice." ― Bill Cosby Topic(s): Funny More From Bill Cosby "Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy." "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." "Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die." More In Funny "The patience of the American public with dilatory diplomatic delays will be very limited."― Tom Lantos "‘Funny People’ is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it’s a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn’t feel like I was playing myself. Whether it’s a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible."― Jonah Hill "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."― Groucho Marx