More From Bil Keane
More In Humor
- "Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."― Groucho Marx
- "Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you."― Herbert Beerbohm Tree
- "It used to happen in villages and towns in China that they would have – I guess you’d call them beauty contests – where all of the women of a particular village or town would be seated behind these screens or curtains with only their feet showing."― Lisa See