More From Ben Stein
- "Now, although my life is still pleasant, the days of easy money are over."
- "I don’t think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
- "I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy."
More In Funny
- "I have a great job writing for ‘The Office,’ but, really, all television writers do is dream of one day writing movies. I’ll put it this way: At the Oscars the most famous person in the room is, like, Angelina Jolie. At the Emmys the huge exciting celebrity is Bethenny Frankel. You get what I mean."― Mindy Kaling
- "I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more."― James Brown
- "But I’ve never looked at myself as being particularly funny."― Tea Leoni