More From Ben Stein
- "I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God."
- "I don’t think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
- "Greed is a basic part of animal nature. Being against it is like being against breathing or eating. It means nothing."
More In Family
- "You go to a restaurant in the States and kids have these game boards at the table. You don’t see that in Italy or Spain. It’s not because they can’t afford to buy them, it’s because that’s not what eating together as a family is about."― Emeril Lagasse
- "They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?"― Casey Stengel
- "I was in the Commons recently and saw a young lady wearing a nice pair of shoes. I said I liked them and she said my shoes were the reason she became involved in politics."― Theresa May