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Robert Orben
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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Graduation
"Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Happiness
"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Politics
"Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Food
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Morning
"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Humor
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Wisdom
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Business
"Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Great
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