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Lewis Black
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"You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work."
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Peace
"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas."
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Peace
"And I know this happens because I took economics, and I’d explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o’clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye."
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Peace
"If you’re working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That’s why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat."
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Peace
"There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice."
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Peace
"All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Peace
"A father and two sons run Adelphia. It’s a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? ‘Let’s send the monkey to Mars, Dad!’"
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Lewis Black
Topic(s):
Dreams
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