"Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens." ― Andy Rooney Topic(s): Happiness More From Andy Rooney "Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads." "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." "The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can’t eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as ‘progress’, doesn’t spread." More In Happiness "There is no happiness for people at the expense of other people."― Anwar Sadat "Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool."― John Mason Good "Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket."― Robert Orben