More From Andy Rooney
- "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done."
- "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- "Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
More In Death
- "There are, as is known, insects that die in the moment of fertilization. So it is with all joy: life’s highest, most splendid moment of enjoyment is accompanied by death."― Soren Kierkegaard
- "My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death."― Dick Gregory
- "O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful breast."― Anne Boleyn