"All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law." ― Andy Rooney Topic(s): Men More From Andy Rooney "I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don’t return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn’t want that to happen, would you." "Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose." "I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting." More In Men "What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care."― William Blake "It’s at the borders of pain and suffering that the men are separated from the boys."― Emil Zatopek "In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise."― Ralph Waldo Emerson