"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." ― Amy Sedaris Topic(s): Mom More From Amy Sedaris "People who shop in health food stores never look healthy." "I swear I want to be a food model." "My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him." More In Mom "I spend as much time with my kids as any mom who stays home. I only work during the hours they’re at school, but there is always the sense of trying to catch up with all their stuff and not only organize my work life but also their school lives."― Patricia Heaton "Take motherhood: nobody ever thought of putting it on a moral pedestal until some brash feminists pointed out, about a century ago, that the pay is lousy and the career ladder nonexistent."― Barbara Ehrenreich "Trying to be Supermom is as futile as trying to be Perfect Mom. Not going to happen."― Arianna Huffington