More From Ambrose Bierce
- "Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
- "Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."
- "Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third."
More In Patience
- "I haven’t got a lot of patience."― Jeffrey Katzenberg
- "Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children."― Mindy Kaling
- "Genius is eternal patience."― Michelangelo