"A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!"― Alton Brown Topic(s): DietMore From Alton Brown"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.""My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera.""Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it."More In Diet"My mother gave me my drive but my father gave me my dreams."― Liza Minnelli"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it."― Jackie Gleason"Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?"― Jack LaLanne