"Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs." ― Alfred Hitchcock Topic(s): Funny More From Alfred Hitchcock "Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house." "A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake." "Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints." More In Funny "I want you to remember when our White House reflected the best of who we are, not the worst of what Europe has become."― Mitt Romney "It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the formation of habits, a superinducing of an artificial organization upon the natural organization of the body."― Thomas Huxley "At school I was very shy. I wasn’t funny really."― Michel Gondry