"It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything." ― Adam Carolla Topic(s): Funny Tags: funny More From Adam Carolla "My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine." "I’ve never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you’re kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there’s more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it’s like you’re literally inside of your fans." "A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing." More In Funny "The whole process of this record was an education for me as a musician."― Kenneth Edmonds "The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy."― Steve Coogan "It’s a funny thing – when I’m crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them!"― Emily Giffin