"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." ― Zsa Zsa Gabor Topic(s): Time More From Zsa Zsa Gabor "To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness." "One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears." "He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house." More In Time "Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time."― Theodore Roosevelt "A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world."― Jack Kerouac "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."― Rodney Dangerfield