"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house." ― Zsa Zsa Gabor Topic(s): Funny More From Zsa Zsa Gabor "Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished." "To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness." More In Funny "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."― Mel Brooks "I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."― Megan Fox "I’m for whatever gets you through the night."― Frank Sinatra