More From Yogi Berra
- "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six."
- "A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore."
- "I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
More In Funny
- "My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."― Billy Connolly
- "Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He’s got 30 years on stage… there’s no telling him what’s funny."― Harold Ramis
- "Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It’s really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm."― Philippe Perrin