More From Yogi Berra
- "I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
- "I never said most of the things I said."
- "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six."
More In Funny
- "When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic."― Jane Wagner
- "I think the funny thing about acting for me – and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way – not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it’s that important to me – is that it is an ancient healing art."― Melissa Leo
- "Everything we do should be a result of our gratitude for what God has done for us."― Lauryn Hill