"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Death Tags: there, things, worse More From Woody Allen "I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." "Eighty percent of success is showing up." "I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." More In Death "There’s always going to be dreams and goals I have, but I never really tell people what they are."― Tyra Banks "An ‘unemployed’ existence is a worse negation of life than death itself."― Jose Ortega y Gasset "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"― W. C. Fields